February 2012
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So there is this student intern (which is basically a TA) in my computer class, and I went to a party on Saturday and he was right next to me when I was playing rage cage. I don’t why, but whenever I see authority figures in the real world I get really nervous, so I just kept looking away from him the whole time, but it was so weird because he was seriously right next to me and I stacked his...
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This year I want to be really punctual. I’m gonna try really hard not to be late for anything because it sounds nice to be known as “The Girl That’s Reliable and Is Always on Time” rather than “The Girl That Doesn’t Fucking Own a Watch”. I’ll let ya know how it goes.
I ruined it today. I woke up at 6:52 am to a call from my manager who was trying see where I was because I...
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“Has it ever struck you…that life is all memory, except for the one present...”
– Tennessee Williams, The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore
Yesterday someone told me my TA was married. Today in lab my TA started talking about his wife. I feel disappointed.
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Is it against the code of conduct for a student to have sexual relations with her TA?
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I. Feel. Crazy. Today. It’s so embarrassing. People at work were like, “Are you okay today?” I don’t know. I can’t think right and I’m sweating a lot and I have a chem midterm tomorrow and I slept in late today and got ready for work in seven minutes. I hope this is momentary insanity due to lack of sleep because I don’t want to end up like my parents. I...
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My roommate got her first kiss and is going on a date on Saturday and it’s the most exciting that’s happened to me ever.
January 2012
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“Kelli, do you wanna go to a party?”
“No.”
“Okay, then do you wanna drive us to a party and then pick us up?”
“Only if somebody buys me food.”
“Okay, we’ll buy you food!”
So now here I sit eating Taco Bell while everyone else is at a party.
Getting drunk or eating Taco Bell? What would you have picked?
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Did you know that rabbits eat and then poop and then after eating their poop, they poop again, but the last poop is the ball pellet poop? I’ve had rabbits my whole life, and I never knew that until yesterday.
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So the saddest thing in the world is when Aslan gets killed by the White Witch.
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So I just got back from this meeting about everything one needs to do in order to get into med school. Yeah, the whole time I was sitting there like, “OH SHIT.” Basically you have to be able to walk on water. But I left the meeting thinking, “I need to try harder,” instead of thinking, “I can’t do this.” I believe that’s a good sign. And, I’m...
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ohhh my gosh. Eileen’s cat. He is so antisocial. And just now. Eileen tried to pick him up and put him on her lap. And then he ran away. To the stairs. And climbed onto the banister. But didn’t realize that the banister isn’t a flat surface. So he slid. And got a really scared look on his face. Until he flew off and landed on the floor. And it seriously made my night. And...
Just had Ben & Jerry’s half baked ice cream for the first time. I think I just had an orgasm in my mouth.
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I need to stop following these Marilyn Monroe blogs. The next time anyone sees me I’m gonna have short supah blonde hair…and I guess a boob job.
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“He told me he was a ride I wouldn’t survive. I believe him.”
– Erin Hannon (about Robert California)
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“I was just telling the other girl this, but, just so you know, working at the Coffee House is kind of like being in a frat. There is a facebook group called ‘party with Coho’ or something like that, and it tells you when all of the parties are. But yeah, the parties are all so fun, and we just get drunk together, and sometimes come to work hungover.”
Oh bother, what have...
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The mystery of life: Where the hell do bobby pins go?
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“I just want penetration.”
– The girl that was supposed to train me today, but was talking to her friend instead.
I got a rash all over my body because it was so cold outside. It was like my skin got irritated because my clothes rubbed against my cold skin. I was excited for winter weather, but not for this.
Also a little random detail: Last night I remembered how I used to bring fake blood to school everyday in 8th/7th grade in case there was an off chance that I would want to play a practical joke on...
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My best friend Kelli O’Day is the most wonderful lady in all the lands. I don’t think a better human being exists.
When someone says this, and wears leopard shoes, you keep them forever.
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Okay so this weekend was so much fun, and I loved every minute of it, except Sunday morning, and I wanna talk about all of it, but I really need to go to bed. So I’m just gonna talk about this really funny thing that happened on the way home.
So I decided it would be more fun to have Sara stay an extra night and drive her home myself. And so that’s what we did today and it was so fun....
