February 2012
22 posts
Feb 27th
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For Camp Adventure we had to learn sign language to R. Kelly’s “The World’s Greatest” in time for our conference yesterday. Now that song pops into my head at the funniest times. Come on, think about all the best situations in which the lines “I can feel it. I’m the world’s greatest” and “I am a lion down in the jungle” can pop into your...
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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So there is this student intern (which is basically a TA) in my computer class, and I went to a party on Saturday and he was right next to me when I was playing rage cage. I don’t why, but whenever I see authority figures in the real world I get really nervous, so I just kept looking away from him the whole time, but it was so weird because he was seriously right next to me and I stacked his...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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thepuresoul: This year I want to be really punctual. I’m gonna try really hard not to be late for anything because it sounds nice to be known as “The Girl That’s Reliable and Is Always on Time” rather than “The Girl That Doesn’t Fucking Own a Watch”. I’ll let ya know how it goes. I ruined it today. I woke up at 6:52 am to a call from my manager who was trying see where I was because I...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“Has it ever struck you…that life is all memory, except for the one present...”
– Tennessee Williams, The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore
Feb 9th
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Yesterday someone told me my TA was married. Today in lab my TA started talking about his wife. I feel disappointed.
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Is it against the code of conduct for a student to have sexual relations with her TA?
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
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I. Feel. Crazy. Today. It’s so embarrassing. People at work were like, “Are you okay today?” I don’t know. I can’t think right and I’m sweating a lot and I have a chem midterm tomorrow and I slept in late today and got ready for work in seven minutes. I hope this is momentary insanity due to lack of sleep because I don’t want to end up like my parents. I...
Feb 2nd
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My roommate got her first kiss and is going on a date on Saturday and it’s the most exciting that’s happened to me ever.
Feb 2nd
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